The Wedding

Poems for every conversation, and every conversation is about your wedding.

Written instead of participating in a lecture.

Will probably take about a minute to finish.

Branching narrative! If trees only had two branches!

If you donate anything, what is wrong with you, this thing takes you a minute to play. Literally the maximum this could possibly be worth in pure time is 15 cents (at least in California). If you liked it, share it with others, and explain to them that I am very, very sorry.

If by some miracle you want more like this, and my horrible poetry hasn't made you gouge your eyes out, let me know! I'll make more, and together we'll watch the world burn.